I ♥ ME

Heya! I found this on Cutreenuh's blog and found it cute. Comments are italicized.

♥ Guantuanamo Bay, Cuba, is the military code-word for "Bern's basement".
♥ According to the Encyclopedia Brittanica, the Native American "Trail of Tears" has been redefined as anywhere that Bern walks.
♥ Bern's body temperature is 98.6 degrees. Celsius. Woot. So hott.
♥ When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Bern". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.
♥ In the medical community, death is referred to as "Bern Disease"
♥ Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Bern. Wait. Who's Sara Lee? Haha.
♥ Bern can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
♥ The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Bern's left and right hands, her left and right feet, her belly button, her liver, and her soul.
♥ When Bern plays Monopoly, it affects the actual world economy.
♥ The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry. Even the worst-laid plans of Bern come off without a hitch. Smooth planner eh?
♥ A study showed the leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart disease, 2. Bern, 3. Cancer. That's wrong! Heart disease is number two. You know number 1.
♥ There's an order to the universe: space, time, Bern. Just kidding Bern is first.
♥ When Bern goes to Vegas, she doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give her stacks of money.
♥ Love does not hurt. Bern does.
♥ If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Bern says its beef, then it's beef.
♥ Bern does not own a stove, oven, or microwave , because revenge is a dish best served cold.
♥ Only Bern can prevent forest fires.
♥ Superman owns a pair of Bern pajamas. Oh I knew it! You love me Superman. You always do. Haha
♥ For Spring Break '07, Bern drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels.
♥ Bern once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough.
♥ Bern doesn't use pickup lines, she simply says, "Now."
♥ Bern is not Politically Correct. She is just Correct. Always.
♥ Bern's credit cards have no limit. Last weekend, she maxed them out.
♥ Bern invented black. In fact, she invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink. He also invented a new dance craze. ROTFL
♥ Bern invented all 32 letters of the alphabet. Hahaha. Yes, thirty-two!
♥ Bern ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
♥ When you say "no one's perfect", Bern takes this as a personal insult.
♥ When Bern enters a room, she doesn't turn the lights on, she turns the dark off.
♥ A picture is worth a thousand words. A Bern is worth 1 billion words.
♥ Hellen Keller's favorite color is Bern.
♥ The last digit of pi is Bern. She is the end of all things.

Lol. 'Til Next Time! :D
XOXO